CONFIRMED: Twilight sucks.

Twilight: Eclipse

If you didn’t know, it’s been confirmed: Twilight sucks. Twilight: Eclipse and M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s (?) The Last Airbender have tied for the most Razzie nominations this year with nine each- including worst movie. The sexy vampire flick has made tweens swoon and the rest of us puke with its love triangle between a pale [...]

Men: What you gonna do with all that junk inside that trunk?

Bottoms Up Padded Underwear

For the man who is just not satisfied with his gluteus maximus, here comes a padded bra for your ass. Called “Bottoms Up,” the specially designed underwear features pockets for faux-fanny pads to hide your flat butt. They come in three sizes: Quarterback, Halfback and Kim Kardashian

VIDEO: Man videotapes himself being run over by a train, Jackass guys jealous they didn’t come up with it first

Man run over by train

Less than a month into 2011 and we already have a contender for dumbass of the year. Ever wonder what it’s like to get run over by a train?  Neither do we. But apparently one man wondered enough to set up a camera on the tracks as a freight train came barreling towards him. Take [...]

Jets not getting Lombardi trophy this year, mining for nose gold instead

Mark Sanchez, Nose Picker

NY Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez needed a little extra grip on this throwing hand– at least that’s probably what he’s telling people after get caught picking his nose on during the Jets-Steelers AFC championship game. But it gets worse. Sanchez was knuckle deep when the cameras cut to him scratching his brain. After that ,30 [...]

This is proof no good deed goes unpunished

Police Tape

So here’s what happened:  A guy crossing Crenshaw Blvd. in South Central Los Angeles gets hit by a car, and it takes off.  Then he gets run over by another car, they take off too. After that, a woman goes goes in to help the guy who’s been run down twice, and she gets hit [...]