This is proof no good deed goes unpunished

Police Tape

So here’s what happened:  A guy crossing Crenshaw Blvd. in South Central Los Angeles gets hit by a car, and it takes off.  Then he gets run over by another car, they take off too. After that, a woman goes goes in to help the guy who’s been run down twice, and she gets hit [...]

Man burned by lover, both him and his charred genitals go crawling back

Victoria Bynes

If my girlfriend set my junk on fire, I don’t think I could ever go back to her.  But, 42-year-old Andrew Williams is a more forgiving man than I, or at least a stupider one. Apparently, it was all a big accident.  He says she ‘didn’t know’ pouring gasoline on his wiener and lighting it [...]

It’s still not worse then their drunken party pics on Facebook

Huntington Beach Shaming Drunk Drivers

How do you get people to stop driving drunk? If you’re the city of Huntington Beach, California public ridicule is the answer. The city wants to start posting the mug shots of repeat offenders on Facebook. My advice? Don’t forget to tag them.

This is bad, even by Key West standards

Richard Gervasi

Don’t be that guy.  Richard Gervasi is that guy. Dick, as we’re calling him now, was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace after he was caught running through the streets naked and high on acid. After he started running into traffic screaming he was the “king of the world,” police stepped in. The 43-year-old [...]

Did you save room for Oxycontin? Waitresses busted for selling Hillbilly Heroin

Brittani Matterazzo

Cops say three busty waitresses at the Tilted Kilt in Clearwater, Florida were pushing more than just today’s special. The waitresses (including Brittani Matterazzo at left)were busted after someone tipped off police they were selling Oxycodone and Phenobarbital out of the restaurant. On the bright side, it doesn’t look like they were doing anything with [...]