Great idea! Unless someone has a watch, cell phone, computer or sundial

Lunch Break Extending Clock

Want a longer lunch break? Look no further than this complete waste of money. This clock gives you twelve more minutes to eat your lean cuisine or shoot the shit at the office by speeding up to get to noon sooner then slows back down by 1:00 to tell normal time. It’s a great idea, [...]

Johns have really grown some balls these days

Stripper Do Not Enter

Hubert Jackson was on vacation in Las Vegas when he hired a stripper and paid a little extra to ‘hide the pole.’ But that’s where the story just begins.  The genius (that’s what we’re going to call him from now on) called police to tell them he had sex with a hooker and wanted his money [...]

Presidential Secret: Just For Men works!

Obama's Hair Dyed

It looks like our Commander in Chief decided to it was time for a makeover.  Sort of. We don’t know if he threw away his mom jeans just yet, but it does look like President Obama spent a little extra time this week with the White House hair stylist. Mister Obama’s hair was noticeably darker [...]

Laguna Beach: Now with more racist surfers than Gulf Shores, Alabama

MLK Day Sale

He’s more than just a black guy with his own Federal holiday, he’s a civil rights icon. But, for some insensitive surfer dudes in Laguna Beach, California, he’s a better pitchman than Billy Mays. Thalia Surf Shop is now saying it’s sorry for its offensive Martin Luther King, Jr. day sale advertisement showing MLK in [...]

If Snooki were a Russian prisoner, she would be in heaven

Tanning Booth - Credit: WTSP.com

What’s better than the sun shining down on your face? How about a small metal coffin with ultraviolet lights baking your skin? Now inmates can pass the time in the big house by getting their bronze on! It turns out one Russian dungeon prison can’t get enough sunlight,  so instead of cigarettes and fresh fish being [...]