VIDEO: Oh, Oh, here she comes, she’s a rat-eater!

Dog Eats Rats

Have you ever seen a small dog eat a big rat?  Then you’ve never been to the Big Apple. According to NYC the blog, rats are the most dangerous prey and New Yorkers are encouraged to wipe them out. Who knew Jack Russell terriers were so vicious?

VIDEO: MassHole mascot likes lapdances

Mascot Gets Lapdance

Boston’s professional indoor lacrosse team (I was surprised they have one too) pissed off all 3 of its die-hard fans after a softcore porn half-time show. Boston Blazer fan Catherine Smith told WFXT ”They put this red carpet down and there’s Scorch sitting in a chair.” Scorch is the team’s mascot. “And you see girls walking up [...]

VIDEO: Thats not a cruller, it’s a bee hive!

Bees and Donuts

Krispy Kreme has a reputation for things that are sweet.  But a shop in Tampa is serving up something that will sting the tongue. Apparently, a swarm of bees is marauding around the store, having its way with the workers and their hot and sticky treats. One donut shop flunky who quit over this buzz [...]

Crook: Give me all your $60 bills, Bank Teller: Dude, what?

$60 bill bandit

Sometimes it’s hard to figure out why people resort to crime… other times, not so much. A not-so-bright bank robber in Arizona is the laughingstock of the criminal underworld after asking bank tellers to “hand over all the $60 bills.” It’s not a one time snafu either, apparently he asked for all the $20 and [...]

Man burned by lover, both him and his charred genitals go crawling back

Victoria Bynes

If my girlfriend set my junk on fire, I don’t think I could ever go back to her.  But, 42-year-old Andrew Williams is a more forgiving man than I, or at least a stupider one. Apparently, it was all a big accident.  He says she ‘didn’t know’ pouring gasoline on his wiener and lighting it [...]