Man burned by lover, both him and his charred genitals go crawling back

Victoria Bynes

If my girlfriend set my junk on fire, I don’t think I could ever go back to her.  But, 42-year-old Andrew Williams is a more forgiving man than I, or at least a stupider one. Apparently, it was all a big accident.  He says she ‘didn’t know’ pouring gasoline on his wiener and lighting it [...]

Maybe the horse owed her money?

Stephanie Six

I don’t know about you, but on my list of things not to do, bitch slapping a police horse is pretty high. It looks like that’s not the case for 29-year-old Stephanie Six. Cops in St. Petersburg, Florida (shocker, right?)  arrested Stephanie and charged her with battery on the horse after allegedly hitting it when [...]

Attempted robbery = EPIC FAIL!

Cindy Davis of Terry, Miss., foiled a home invasion when an invader forced his way into the door behind her at the home where she was baby-sitting.

Cedric Romone Williams, 39, got a little more than he bargained for when he entered a Mississippi woman’s house looking for a score.

VIDEO: Forget kevlar, puffy coats are the best protection

George's Gortex Coat

Is it Gortex? Thats the question on everyones mind, after a New York City man survived a stabbing frenzy at a copy shop where he worked. Abby Dumoff (yes, it is a man) told the New York Post if he wasnt wearing his puffy North Face jacket, the crook would have killed him with a [...]