VIDEO: MassHole mascot likes lapdances

Mascot Gets Lapdance

Boston’s professional indoor lacrosse team (I was surprised they have one too) pissed off all 3 of its die-hard fans after a softcore porn half-time show. Boston Blazer fan Catherine Smith told WFXT ”They put this red carpet down and there’s Scorch sitting in a chair.” Scorch is the team’s mascot. “And you see girls walking up [...]

VIDEO: Being a cat not a good enough excuse to get out of jury duty

Sal the Cat

In yet the latest fail for our government, Sal the cat has been summoned for jury duty.  And the little guy couldn’t be more excited. Guy and Anna Esposito think the mix up is because of how they filled out their census form.  The Boston couple marked Sal down as a dog, not a cat, [...]